- Diabetes. This one's fun; the human buffer overflow hack. There are two major forms of Diabetes known, obscurely, as type one and type two. Type one is characterised by the failure of the body to produce enough insulin, which is required to transport sugar into the cells from the bloodstream. Type two is characterised by a reduced efficiency of the system which transports the sugar from the blood. Both types result in an increased blood-sugar level which overworks the kidneys. Since the job of the kidneys is to clean the blood, their inefficiency at this can cause damage to other parts of the body. One of the most susceptable organs to poorly cleaned blood is the pancreas - which, coincidently, is responsible for insulin production. If not spotted, this can turn type two into type one. Obviously this wasn't tested.
- The Appendix. Location: the end of the cecum. Size: 2 to 20 cm. Use: er... can we get back to you on that? One sec... got it here... “its purpose is to do nothing and then, randomly, go bad and explode causing, if possible, peritonitus and shock.” How'd that one get on the spec sheet?
- The Urethra. No... really, who thought it was a good idea to use the same tunnel for liquid waste and reproduction. I've heard of code re-use... but sheesh.
- The Testicles. On the subject of reproduction, couldn't they find a better way of cooling them than hanging them outside? That's not going to win any design awards.
- Death. “I'm not seeing the selling point here, you say that barring accidents, the human body will last, at most, 120 years and into the 80s on average. And for the last few it's probably not going to be working all that well... you're hoping people will want another one after that kind of service or something?”
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