OK, OK, OK, I know no one likes these things, but this is supposedly for a kid's science fair project, and I've been instructed not to mess this up under penalty of well, something dreadful. Here's the deal: Copy and paste this letter into a new email (Do not just hit “Forward” , then read the list of names below. If your name is on the list, put a star * next to it. If not, then add your name (in alphabetical order, put no star.) Send it to ten people and send it back to the person who sent it to you. Put your name in the subject box! You'll see what happens - it's kind of cool! Please keep this going. Don't MESS it up, please.

[list of fools names redacted]