8th December 1863: Frances Maude Campbell, of the Blackheath Club, informs the newly formed Football Association he and his club want nothing to do with the rules the FA has come up with because they'll destroy the sport and all interest in it.

“BERNARD HILL OMFG ORC RUSH!!!!1
ORC LEADER LOL!
BERNARD HILL GAY! FUCK YOU GUYS!!
* BERNARD_HILL HAS LEFT THE GAME
ORC LEADER ROFL! PWN3D!”

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