*ring* *ring*
Me: “Hello?”
Man (with noticeably accent): “Hi. How are you today?”
Me (suspiciously): “Fine.”
Man: “I'm calling today to talk to you about your mobile phone. How much are you spending per month?”
Me: “No, it's OK. I'm happy with my phone.”
Man: “So you are spending 20 to 30 pounds per month?”
Me: “No... I... look - I don't want to change phones.”
Man: “We'd like to offer...”
<voice fades out as I put the phone down>

If only there was some sort of idiom you make out of this...

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Which is more impressive?

• I know the granddaughter of the man who wrote the lyrics to The Teddy Bear's Picnic
• My grandmother knew the family of Eric Morecambe
• I'm on first name terms with the man who owns the pub where Danger Mouse worked when he lived in London